Time Wasting Escort Clients

You always hear about stories of people giving bad reviews about time wasting escorts, but what about clients. There are as equally as much emphasis the other way round. Time wasting escort clients are a big talking point in the escort market. There are sections dedicated to them on escort message boards and forums. Escorts posting information about gentlemen who are known to waste their time. The alert to the wider escort community is getting more consistent in its reporting. Escorts give accounts of why the person is time wasting and also information like numbers (usually edited to give part of the number, not all of it) and e-mail addresses. Also alias names as sometimes these time wasters like to use different names to throw escorts of the scent. Time wasting escort clients are a nuisance. Some are just a simple annoyance while others often leave a sinister after thought.

Escorts and agencies get many booking enquiries. They have to pursue all of them as they are possible bookings. They have their own processes to go through in order to sort out the genuine from the fake. Some people are inadvertent time wasters. They could genuinely be looking for an escort but are either so indecisive or often drunk, that they just end up wasting the escort or agencies time. Persistent time wasters seem to go from escort to escort; agency to agency. They are often referred to as "pic hunters". they are not interested in booking a date just talking,some fantasizing while they are talking to the escort.

Different Types Of Time Wasters

Time wasters can fall into different categories. If you are an escort maybe you have encountered one, some and unfortunately all of the following.

1. Middle Aged Nerd
Yes he probably lives in his parents basement, has never had a girlfriend and wants to waste your time. He generally has no intention of booking, but likes your voice and wants to talk. Usually they are smart enough to try and keep the fake booking process going. You may find questions tend to start genuine enough, like "what will you wear to the date?". Then expect the question later to be "what are you wearing now?". Then onto the "what colour panties are you waering?". You should terminate the call right there and then. They like that sort of titillation and somehow get off on it. They will ask a million questions and try and ring you a million times. If they do book, they will come up with an excuse that sounds plausible. When they have exhausted the process with one escort, the simply move onto another. Let's just hope they are not wasting their parents phone bill in the process. Mummy will not be pleased!

2. Mr Indecisive
Even though his intention is not to waste an escort's time, he surely does go for the world record in it. He could be a divorcee trying to get back into the dating scene or simply somebody who lacks the confidence to see the date through. They usually have a million and one questions, have done extensive research on the questions that they need to ask. You may be bombarded with texts and e-mails; all detailed. However when it comes to actually booking they never see it through to that stage. They will just make an excuse to themselves and convince them that the escort isn't;t right for them. then began the process with somebody new. Mid life crisis guy also falls into this category.

3. Drunk Guy
Yes the famous drunk. In their head they are it all makes sense to them, but in reality they can be such a nuisance. There are two types of drunk client. The guy who didn't mean to get drunk but drank too much alcohol for "Dutch courage". Then the drunk who just drinks too much anyway. You will have to face the incoherent, the cheeky, the aggressive and the damn right stupid. They don't understand that they are wasting their own time as well. From scenarios where they will argue with an agency to say that they did not book a specific escort, to the one that forgets they have made a booking altogether.

4. I Have To Reschedule 'Guy'
Very nicely spoken on the phone; they may come across as a busy businessmen. They sound so enthusiastic on the phone and you see it as a standard date. The first booking usually isn't advanced but for the same day. So when the escort gets that phone call, "sorry I have to reschedule", they just put it down to work. Then after a couple of days and an apology later, they may book again. Then expect the same excuse. Now it is up to the escort to decide if this guy is simply having them on, or a real busy business exec who is just unfortunate because work has to come first. They could be the married guy that just can not find the right excuse to give his wife, or an excuse just simply falls through.

5. Broken Promises Guy
They will promise you the world, say they will buy you gifts, even you can sail around the world with them. Now that has got your attention, how long will you stay in the process of waiting. That luxury shopping trip in Mayfair or Knightsbridge (all expenses paid) seems so exciting. On that promise will a naive escort give special treatment to the client? If so, then you have just been conned. They promise you the world, but deliver you absolutely nothing.

How Top Spot Them

It would be good if they had the word time waster written on their head. Then they would be easy to spot. Unfortunately that is never the case so you have to use your bran, intuition and experience to combat them. Here are some tips to identify these gentlemen who want to waste your time.

  1. People who call from withheld numbers or a different number every single time they enquire about a booking.
  2. There line of questioning could throw up some suspicion. Often too many questions can raise suspicions.
  3. Some clients simply do not turn up. If the booking sounds a bit off, don't entertain it.
  4. They are reluctant to give clear, concise details about themselves and details of the booking.
  5. Their name, number and geographical area match time wasters reported on messages boards and forums.

If you know time waster then post their details on an escort forum that specializes in the matter. That way you help other escorts from encountering them.